The Definitive Ranking Of Car Names

Because cars can have names to! And we know that, no matter what kind of car you have, it’s yours to name as you please.

10. Old Faithful
For anyone out there who has had the same car since they first started driving. It may not be the flashiest thing on the road, but it’s been by your side since the very beginning.

9. Greased Lightning
If you’re gonna have a hot rod that looks as good as it rides, well, you might as well go all out with the name too.

8. Plunky
Your car kind of sucks. But it’s all you’ve got, and somehow you still make it get the job done. Most of the time.

7. War Eagle
How’s it feel to dominate the highway in a proverbial tank? No one cuts you off in the fast lane. No one.

6. Plain Jane
Not too good, but not too bad. There’s not really much more to it, is there?

5. Gas Rhonda
You love this thing. But your wallet hates it. It’s like justifying your first relationship to your parents all over again.

4. Ol’ Bessie
The classic blast from the past — no matter how old it is, it still looks and performs awesomely.

3. Don Giovanni
Always putting on a show, eh?

2. Frankenstude
Makes sense. Moving on now.

1. Rollin’ Stoned
If this is what you call your car, may you never yearn for friendship or good company. Rock on.